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- THE "RED DWARF" FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS LIST
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- Maintained by Patrick M. Berry RD.faq Version 4.8
- pat@berry.Cary.NC.US 19 June 1994
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- _____________________
- CONTENTS OF THIS LIST
-
- 1. THE SERIES
-
- 1.1 What is "Red Dwarf"?
- 1.2 Where can I see "Red Dwarf"?
- 1.3 Is there an episode guide for "Red Dwarf"?
- 1.4 Did "Red Dwarf" start on radio?
- 1.5 Is there an American version of "Red Dwarf"?
- 1.6 Who is Grant Naylor?
-
- 2. THE MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
-
- 2.1 What does "smeg" mean?
- 2.2 What are the lyrics to the theme song from the end credits?
- 2.3 What does "LEVEL NIVELO" mean?
- 2.4 What are some of the foods mentioned on the show?
- 2.5 Why is Holly now a woman? How did Kryten change?
- 2.6 What happened to Red Dwarf and Holly?
- 2.7 They're all dead! Is the show finished?
-
- 3. TRIVIAL MATTERS
-
- 3.1 What's the title of the last episode of Series Two?
- 3.2 What are the lyrics to "Tongue Tied"?
- 3.3 What are they really saying in "Backwards?"
- 3.4 Who is Gordon Bennett?
- 3.5 How many times has Rimmer had sex?
- 3.6 How many people were in Red Dwarf's crew?
- 3.7 How can Rimmer leave the ship?
- 3.8 How did the Polymorph touch Rimmer?
- 3.9 How many times has Starbug crashed?
- 3.10 Didn't Lister have his appendix out twice?
-
- 4. I WANT MORE!
-
- 4.1 Are there "Red Dwarf" novels?
- 4.2 Are there other books about "Red Dwarf"?
- 4.3 Are there "Red Dwarf" fan clubs?
- 4.4 Is there a "Red Dwarf" ftp site?
- 4.5 Where else can I find out more about "Red Dwarf"?
- 4.6 Where can I order "Red Dwarf" merchandise?
-
- New or changed information is marked with a vertical line in the
- left margin.
-
- _____________
- 1. THE SERIES
-
- _________________________
- 1.1 What is "Red Dwarf"?
-
- "Red Dwarf" is a British science fiction comedy series that has
- been on the air for six seasons, each season lasting for six
- episodes. It is the brainchild of "Grant Naylor", a creative
- team consisting of Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, who write and
- produce the show.
-
- The premise of the show is best summed up by the opening
- narration used in the first series:
-
- "This is an S.O.S. distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
- The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only
- survivors are Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during
- the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the
- hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only
- companions are a life-form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold
- Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew."
- --- Holly, the ship's computer
-
- _________________________________
- 1.2 Where can I see "Red Dwarf"?
-
- Australia: On the ABC network.
-
- Canada: On the YTV network.
-
- Europe: BBC World Service Television.
-
- New Zealand: TVNZ Channel Two.
-
- United Kingdom: On BBC.
-
- United States: "Red Dwarf" is seen on public television stations
- across the country. If your local PBS station doesn't show it,
- write to them, and convince your friends to write to them, until
- they do! The first five series are all available for purchase by
- PBS stations.
-
- If you don't know when (or if) your local PBS station shows "Red
- Dwarf", check your local listings or call the station and ask.
- Posting the question to alt.tv.red-dwarf is an inefficient use
- of network resources -- and besides, the other methods are
- faster.
-
-
- _______________________________________________
- 1.3 Is there an episode guide for "Red Dwarf"?
-
- Otto Heuer maintains a very good guide, available by
- anonymous ftp on toaster.ee.ubc.ca, but here's a quick list
- to get you started:
-
- Series 1 - 1988 Series 2 - 1988
- --------------- ---------------
- 1. The End...................15 Feb. 7. Kryten................... 6 Sept.
- 2. Future Echoes.............22 Feb. 8. Better Than Life.........13 Sept.
- 3. Balance of Power..........29 Feb. 9. Thanks for the Memory....20 Sept.
- 4. Waiting For God........... 7 Mar. 10. Stasis Leak..............27 Sept.
- 5. Confidence & Paranoia.....14 Mar. 11. Queeg.................... 4 Oct.
- 6. Me^^2.....................21 Mar. 12. Parallel Universe........11 Oct.
-
- Series 3 - 1989 Series 4 - 1991
- --------------- ---------------
- 13. Backwards................14 Nov. 19. Camille..................14 Feb.
- 14. Marooned.................21 Nov. 20. D.N.A....................21 Feb.
- 15. Polymorph................28 Nov. 21. Justice..................28 Feb.
- 16. Bodyswap................. 5 Dec. 22. White Hole................7 Mar.
- 17. Timeslides...............12 Dec. 23. Dimension Jump...........14 Mar.
- 18. The Last Day.............19 Dec. 24. Meltdown.................21 Feb.
-
- Series 5 - 1992 Series 6 - 1993
- --------------- ---------------
- 25. Holoship.................20 Feb. 31. Psirens.................. 7 Oct.
- 26. The Inquisitor...........27 Feb. 32. Legion...................14 Oct.
- 27. Terrorform............... 5 Mar. 33. Gunmen of the Apocalypse.21 Oct.
- 28. Quarantine...............12 Mar. 34. Emohawk: Polymorph II....28 Oct.
- 29. Demons and Angels........19 Mar. 35. Rimmerworld.............. 4 Nov.
- 30. Back To Reality..........26 Mar. 36. Out of Time..............11 Nov.
-
- ____________________________________
- 1.4 Did "Red Dwarf" start on radio?
-
- Not exactly. Rob Grant and Doug Naylor wrote an episode of the
- short-lived Radio 4 series "Son of Cliche" that contained
- several ideas they later incorporated into "Red Dwarf". A space
- cadet named Dave is trapped all alone on a spaceship with a
- slightly senile computer called HAB. (The voice of HAB, by the
- way, was provided by Chris Barrie, who later went on to star as
- Rimmer.) While this was clearly the forerunner for "Red Dwarf,"
- there isn't any direct connection.
-
- The script for this radio episode is included in the RED DWARF
- OMNIBUS (see 4.2).
-
- _________________________________________________
- 1.5 Is there an American version of "Red Dwarf"?
-
- No, not really. The NBC network expressed interest in an
- American version of the show and two pilots were made, but no
- series was ever produced.
-
- The first pilot was filmed on 22 January 1992, with the
- following cast:
-
- Lister......................................Craig Bierko
- Rimmer....................................Chris Eigelman
- Holly........................................Jane Leeves
- Kryten..................................Robert Llewellyn *
- Cat........................................Hinton Battle
- | Christine Kochanski...................Elizabeth Morehead
- | First Officer Munson...................Michael Heintzman
- | Captain Tau...........................Lorraine Toussaint
-
- * The same Llewellyn who played Kryten in the BBC version.
-
- Grant Naylor served as technical consultants. The plot was a
- retelling of "The End", with some elements of "Future Echoes"
- thrown in for good measure. Fans who were in the studio
- audience report that surprising and odd changes were made: for
- example, the transformation of Lister to a clean-cut and
- well-dressed Causcasian, and the replacement of the "H" on
- Rimmer's forehead with a silver marble.
-
- After rejecting this version, NBC commissioned a second pilot,
- which fixed some problems (such as restoring Rimmer's "H"), but
- which had more odd changes, such as casting a woman as the Cat.
- (Interestingly, the Cat was played by Terry Farrell, who is now
- better known in the U.S. for her role as Jadzia Dax on "Star
- Trek: Deep Space Nine.") The second pilot was also rejected,
- and the proposed series was shelved indefinitely. (However,
- Robert Llewellyn got to keep the new Kryten suit from the U.S.
- pilots, and used it in Series 6.)
-
- [Does anyone know the cast of the second pilot, or the date when
- it was filmed? -- PMB]
-
- Neither pilot has ever been aired or released on videocassette,
- but unauthorized copies can be found at science fiction
- conventions. (At least one dealer, R.O.F., offers them by mail.
- See 4.6.) Fans who have seen these tapes seem to agree with
- NBC's decision not to proceed with the series.
-
- A redesigned Kryten suit (of somewhat better quality than the
- old BBC version ) was made for the U.S. pilots by a
- California-based special effects house. When the pilots were
- rejected, Robert Llewellyn got to keep the new suit and wore it
- in Series Six.
-
- ___________________________
- 1.6 Who is Grant Naylor?
-
- The "About the Author" note in the book RED DWARF (see 4.1) has
- this to say about the creator(s) of the series:
-
- "Grant Naylor is a gestalt entity occupying two bodies, one of
- which lives in north London, the other in south London. The
- product of a horribly botched genetic-engineering experiment,
- which took place in Manchester in the late fifties, they try to
- eke out two existences with only one mind. They attended
- the same school and the same university, but, for tax reasons,
- have completely different wives.
-
- The first body is called Rob Grant, the second Doug Naylor.
- Among other things, they spent three years in the mid-eighties
- as head writers of `Spitting Image;' wrote Radio Four's
- award-winning series `Son of Cliche;' penned the lyrics to a
- number one single; and created and wrote `Red Dwarf' for BBC
- television.
-
- They have made a living variously by being ice-cream salesmen,
- shoe-shop assistants and by attempting to sell dodgy
- life-assurance policies to close friends. They also spent
- almost two years on the night shift loading paper into computer
- printers at a mail-order factory in Ardwick. They can still
- taste the cheese 'n' onion toasties.
-
- Their favourite colour is orange."
-
- Grant Naylor's number one single was "The Chicken Song," a
- "Spitting Image" spinoff. Philip Pope composed the music and
- produced the record, which was released in 1986 by Virgin
- Records.
-
- ______________________________________
- 2. THE MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
-
- ___________________________
- 2.1 What does "smeg" mean?
-
- The characters in the show use it as an all-purpose profanity.
- Apparently derived from "smegma," the term for a particularly
- unpleasant bodily secretion, the slang term "smeg" was
- reportedly in use in England before the show premiered, although
- not commonly. Grant Naylor presumably adopted this little-known
- bit of Scouse profanity as a blanket replacement for all other
- swearing, to keep them out of trouble with the BBC and to poke
- fun at the long-standing convention in science-fiction of
- inventing futuristic slang.
-
- ________________________________________________________________
- 2.2 What are the lyrics to the theme song from the end credits?
-
- It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
- I'm all alone, more or less
- Let me fly far away from here
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
- I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
- Drinking fresh mango juice
- Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes *
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
- * There has been much debate over this line -- it is not sung
- very clearly, and many fans think it is simply "Goldfish ARE
- nibbling..." However, in the fourth series episode
- "Meltdown," the end theme is performed by "Elvis" (Clayton
- Mark), and the word "shoals" is more distinct. Also, some
- fans who have seen the sheet music for the song report that
- the lyrics do read "shoals." A "shoal" is a school of fish.
-
- ___________________________________
- 2.3 What does "LEVEL NIVELO" mean?
-
- Red Dwarf is a bilingual ship, with English and Esperanto as the
- two official languages. "Nivelo" is the Esperanto word for
- "level". The signs in the corridors of the ship are simply
- telling crewmembers in both languages what level they're on.
-
- Esperanto is a real language, developed in the the 1880s by
- Polish ophthalmologist L.L. Zamenhof. All of the "Red Dwarf"
- characters appear to speak English, but in "Kryten", Rimmer is
- shown trying (and failing) to learn Esperanto from a videotape.
- In the same episode, Kryten and Lister both demonstrate
- familiarity with the language.
-
- The name "Esperanto" means "one who hopes," a fact that is
- alluded to in "Back to Reality."
-
- ______________________________________________________
- 2.4 What are some of the foods mentioned on the show?
-
- "Vindaloo," the most frequently mentioned food item on the
- show, is a very, very hot Indian curry dish. Most Indian
- restaurants have them on the menu. They can contain almost any
- variety of meat, thus Lister's references to "mutton vindaloo,"
- "chicken vindaloo," etc.
-
- "Poppadoms," another Indian food item, are thin lentil-flour
- wafers resembling tortillas, deep-fried until crisp.
-
- A "shami kebab" is an appetizer served in Indian restaraunts.
- It consists of finely ground meat and lots of spices, grilled
- over a flame, and comes in a variety of shapes -- some flat like
- a hamburger, others long and thin like a sausage. The meat is a
- mixture of pork and either goat (in more authentic restaurants)
- or beef (in less authentic ones). You typically get two shami
- kebabs with a salad side dish.
-
- "Chutney" is a fruit piccalilli (pickled relish), often eaten
- with cold meat.
-
- "Gazpacho soup" really does exist and really is meant to be
- served cold. Several different recipes exist.
-
- A "pot noodle" is an instant noodle product marketed in the U.K.
- by Golden Wonder, a snack food company. It's a plastic
- container with pre-cooked dried noodles and flavorings inside.
- To prepare it, you open the container, pour in boiling water,
- wait a few moments, and eat it.
-
- A "kipper" is a herring, cured by splitting, salting, and
- smoking. Kippers are eaten as a breakfast food in some parts of
- the U.K.
-
- A "Topic Bar" is a candy bar sold in the U.K. It consists of
- fondant and hazelnuts covered with chocolate. One ad campaign
- for this bar used the slogan "A hazelnut in every bite."
-
- ______________________________________________________
- 2.5 Why is Holly now a woman? How did Kryten change?
-
- The original actor to play Holly, Norman Lovett, decided to
- leave the series to further his career. (There is no truth to
- the rumor that he died.) Kryten's original actor, David Ross,
- wasn't available to commit to a series when they decided to make
- Kryten a continuing character, so he was replaced by Robert
- Llewellyn. (Ross later returned in "White Hole" as the new
- voice of Talkie Toaster.)
-
- Hattie Hayridge, the actress called in to play Holly, had
- previously appeared in "Parallel Universe" as Hilly, Holly's
- female counterpart. "There were no plans to call me back,"
- Hayridge explains. "When Norman said he wasn't doing another
- series, I auditioned." The character of Holly kept the same
- name and personality despite the recasting.
-
- The reclassification of Red Dwarf from a Paul Jackson Production
- to a Grant Naylor Production (making it now officially a
- production outside the BBC, although it is still filmed at Noel
- Gay Television) brought with it several changes in the show's
- look between Series Two and Three, including changes in
- costumes, sets, and miniatures, particularly the addition of the
- Starbug and its hangar bay.
-
- Most of these changes were more or less explained by the
- following words that scrolled rapidly up the screen at the
- beginning of "Backwards":
-
- "Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human
- being alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liaison with his
- female self in a parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with
- the successful delivery of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However,
- because the boys were conceived in another universe, with
- different physical laws, they suffer from highly accelerated
- growth rates and are both eighteen years old within three days
- of being born. In order to save their lives, Lister returns them
- to the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with
- their father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively
- normal lives. Well, as normal as you can be if you've been born
- in a parallel universe and your father's a woman and your
- mother's a man and you're eighteen years old three days after
- your birth. Shortly afterward, Kryten, the service mechanoid,
- who had left the ship after being rescued from his own crashed
- vessel, the Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike
- crashed into an asteroid. Lister rebuilds the 'noid, but is
- unable to recapture his former personality. Meanwhile, Holly,
- the increasingly erratic computer, performs a head sex change
- operation on himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female
- computer with whom he'd once fallen madly in love."
-
- It IS possible to read all this, using a VCR with good
- freeze-frame capabilities. Try it.
-
- ______________________________________________
- 2.6 What happened to the Red Dwarf and Holly?
-
- Throughout Series Six, the characters travel aboard Starbug; the
- Red Dwarf (and Holly) don't appear at all. This tends to
- confuse viewers who missed the explanation in "Psirens".
-
- Briefly, what happened is this: Lister parked the Red Dwarf in
- orbit around a planetoid, and then forgot which planetoid it
- was. "They're all the same, those little blue-green planetoids.
- Blue-green and planetoidy." Subsequently, Red Dwarf was stolen
- "by persons or lifeforms unknown." Starbug followed the ship's
- vapor trail for over 200 years, with Lister and the Cat in deep
- sleep and Rimmer switched off to conserve power. At the first
- opportunity to actually catch up with Red Dwarf, Kryten revives
- the others, and the saga continues . . .
-
- | The real reason for the change was to eliminate Holly from the
- | show. According to Hattie Hayridge, the parts for Holly and the
- | Cat had both been getting smaller and smaller. Grant Naylor
- | decided to drop one of the characters and expand the other.
- | It was easier to drop Holly because many of her lines could be
- | given to Kryten instead.
-
- _____________________________________________
- 2.7 They're all dead! Is the show finished?
-
- No, there is definitely more to come. The following teaser for
- Series 7 was published in the final issue of the RED DWARF
- SMEGAZINE (see 4.5):
-
- "The crew of Starbug may have been left apparently dead at the
- end of Red Dwarf VI, but the series is by no means finished.
- The BBC have asked for a Christmas special and a seventh series.
- However, it looks like the Christmas special will be the only
- new Red Dwarf on our screens this year. Series 7 is unlikely to
- come out until 1995 because the Grant Naylor boys are incredibly
- busy at the moment."
-
- __________________
- 3. TRIVIAL MATTERS
-
- ________________________________________________________
- 3.1 What's the title of the last episode of Series Two?
-
- No title was given in the original broadcast. The episode
- opened with a musical number instead of the normal titles. Most
- British fans learned that the episode's name was "Parallel
- Universe" from its listing in the Radio Times; some American
- fans called it "Tongue Tied", after the song in the opening
- musical performance. "Parallel Universe" was the most common
- title used, and it has now been confirmed as the official title
- as printed on the BBC videotape releases.
-
- __________________________________________
- 3.2 What are the lyrics to "Tongue Tied"?
-
- As mentioned in 3.1, "Parallel Universe" begins with a musical
- number that turns out to be a dream had by the self-centered
- Cat. The studio audience's laughter makes the lyrics a little
- hard to understand, but combining a couple of different posters'
- ideas of what they were gave us this:
-
- The Cat: (Chorus -- Lister and Rimmer:)
-
- When I saw you for the first time (first time)
- My knees began to quiver (quiver)
- And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
- In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
-
- My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
- My heart began a-thumpin' (boom boom boom)
- My breakfast left my body (huey huey huey)
- It all really tells me something
-
- Girl you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
- Tied tongue (tied tongue)
- Tied tongue (tied tongue)
- Whenever you're in town
-
- I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
- I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
- And when I tried to speak to ya (talk talk)
- My tongue unraveled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
-
- I tried to say I love you (love you)
- But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
- It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
- Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl
-
- 'Cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
- Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
- Tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Whenever you're around
-
- Oh I'm beggin' on my knees
- Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
- Understand me when I say
- Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day
-
- I'm trying to say nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
- Ningy-nongy, why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
- Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
- Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
- Whenever you're around (around)
- Whenever you're around (around)
-
- In the fall of 1993, "Tongue Tied" was released as a single in
- England and rose to #17 in the Gallup UK Top 40. The artist was
- listed simply as "The Cat." A music video of "Tongue Tied" was
- reportedly shown on the "Top of the Pops" show in England and on
- MTV in the States. Copies of the video (and a half-hour program
- on the making of the video) are available from John McElroy (see
- 4.6).
-
- ________________________________________________
- 3.3 What are they really saying in "Backwards"?
-
- Most of the reversed dialogue in the episode "Backwards" is
- pretty much either what the subtitles say it is or what you'd
- expect from context; some of it actually appears to be random
- noise. There are two good exceptions, however.
-
- When Lister and the Cat steal a bicycle, its owner yells after
- them, "You scoundrels! Return my bike immediately!" -- at
- least, according to the subtitles. What he actually says,
- however, is, "Oi! Hey! Oi, you robbing bastards, that's our
- tandem!"
-
- Later, when the stage manager comes in to yell at Rimmer and
- Kryten, he appears to be blaming them for starting the "fight."
- Here's what he's actually saying:
-
- "Frankly, your act's crap. Anyway, anybody could have done it.
- I hate the lot of you. Bollocks to you! . . . You are a stupid,
- square-headed, bald git, aren't you? I ain't pointing at you,
- I'm pointing at you. But I'm not actually addressing you, I'm
- addressing the one prat in the country who's bothered to get
- hold of this recording, turn it round, and actually work out the
- rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor, sad life he's got!"
-
- _____________________________
- 3.4 Who is "Gordon Bennett"?
-
- "Gordon Bennett" is a name used by the characters, most notably
- Holly, as an expletive ("Gordon Bennett! What was that?").
- Historically, James Gordon Bennett was the name of an American
- newspaper tycoon (1795-1872) who founded the New York Herald in
- 1835. His son, also named James Gordon Bennett (1841-1918),
- established London and Paris editions of the newspaper. The
- Bennetts are said to have had a penchant for extravagant and
- expensive gestures, and they became widely known enough that the
- name is now an expression of disbelief in England, and is
- essentially a euphemism for "God".
-
- _______________________________________
- 3.5 How many times has Rimmer has sex?
-
- Only once while he was alive, with Yvonne McGruder, the ship's
- female boxing champion. (Stated in "Thanks for the Memory".)
- The story he tells Lister in "Marooned", about losing his
- virginity in the back seat of his brother's car, appears to be
- false. In later episodes, Rimmer has had simulated sex in a
- virtual reality game ("Better Than Life") and holographic sex
- with another hologram ("Holoship").
-
- ______________________________________________
- 3.6 How many people were in Red Dwarf's crew?
-
- In "The End", Todhunter says "There are 169 people on board this
- ship." Yet in "Justice", the Justice Computer charges Rimmer
- with 1,167 counts of murder for causing the deaths of the entire
- crew. What gives?
-
- "Red Dwarf" abounds with minor inconsistencies like this one.
- When Grant Naylor come up with a good idea (such as the "light
- bee" -- see 3.7), they don't worry overmuch about whether it
- contradicts something in a previous episode. In this case, they
- evidently decided that a larger crew was more appropriate for a
- ship five miles long and three miles in diameter.
-
- One possible explanation is that the Justice Computer got its
- information from Rimmer's mind, and Rimmer has an inflated
- notion of his own importance. In addition to overstating his
- own responsibility for the deaths of the crew, he may have
- exaggerated the number of people involved.
-
- ___________________________________
- 3.7 How can Rimmer leave the ship?
-
- Because Rimmer is a computer-generated hologram, some viewers
- are confused when he leaves Red Dwarf and visits planets, space
- stations, other ships, and so forth. In early episodes, Rimmer
- was generated by the Red Dwarf's onboard holographic equipment,
- which allowed him to move freely about the ship. He was also
- able to travel on the Red Dwarf's auxilary vessels (Blue Midget
- and White Giant), which presumably carry their own hologram
- generators. He could only visit the surface of a planet within
- a Hologram Projection Cage, as seen in "Thanks for the Memory".
-
- This limitation proved to be inconvenient, so Grant Naylor came
- up with another explanation, the "light bee". This device is a
- tapered cylinder about one inch in diameter and three inches
- long that "buzzes around inside him and projects his image" (as
- described by Holly in "Meltdown"). The light bee can go
- anywhere, allowing Rimmer to leave the ship without needing a
- projection cage.
-
- Some fans have speculated that the light bee was invented
- sometime during Series 2 (by Holly) or Series 3 (by either Holly
- or Kryten). However, this doesn't explain how Rimmer was able
- to leave the Blue Midget and enter the wreck of the Nova 5 in
- "Kryten", two episodes *before* he was shown in a projection
- cage.
-
- ________________________________________
- 3.8 How did the Polymorph touch Rimmer?
-
- In the episode "Polymorph", a shape-changing creature that feeds
- on emotions invades the Red Dwarf. This creature uses its
- shapeshifting ability to provoke an emotional response, then
- attaches a sucker to the victim's forehead and sucks out the
- emotion. Lister, the Cat, Kryten, and Rimmer all succumb to
- the creature's attack.
-
- Some fans have asked how the Polymorph could possibly attach its
- sucker to Rimmer (who is, after all, a hologram). Two possible
- explanations have been suggested: either the sucker actually
- made contact with Rimmer's light bee (see 3.7), or the Polymorph
- can change into a hologram.
-
- In the novel BETTER THAN LIFE (see 4.1), the Polymorph changes
- to a beam of light, suggesting that becoming a hologram is
- within its capabilities. On the other hand, the Polymorph
- doesn't use that method in the novel; it goes to the hologram
- simulation suite, changes into electronic data, and invades
- Rimmer's personality disk.
-
- ________________________________________
- 3.9 How many times has Starbug crashed?
-
- There are at least two vehicles called "Starbug" on board the
- Red Dwarf, and they seem to crash-land or collide with things an
- awful lot. Crash landings occur in the following episodes:
-
- "Backwards" "Terrorform"
- "Marooned" "Psirens"
- "Bodyswap" "Gunmen of the Apocalypse"
- "Dimension Jump" "Emohawk"
-
- The crashed Starbug was abandoned on more than one occasion,
- indicating that (a) there are more than two of them, or (b)
- facilities exist on board Red Dwarf to manufacture replacement
- Starbugs.
-
- ________________________________________________
- 3.10 Didn't Lister have his appendix out twice?
-
- In "Thanks for the Memory", we learn that Lister had his
- appendix removed years ago. Yet in "Legion", it gets removed
- again. How is this possible?
-
- In all likelihood, this is just another of the minor
- inconsistencies for which "Red Dwarf" is famous. However, some
- fans have theorized that Lister's appendix was regenerated in
- "DNA", along with the rest of his body.
-
- _______________
- 4. I WANT MORE!
-
- __________________________________
- 4.1 Are there "Red Dwarf" novels?
-
- Yes, there are two so far:
-
- RED DWARF: INFINITY WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-012437-3
- Penguin Books, 1989
-
- RED DWARF: BETTER THAN LIFE
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-012438-1
- Penguin Books, 1990
-
- A third novel is in the works, and is slated for publication in
- October:
-
- RED DWARF: THE LAST HUMAN
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-67-085255-4
- Penguin Books, 1994
-
- The novels greatly expand on, and are greatly different
- from, the television show: although they do contain many ideas
- from the show, these ideas are put together in new and
- interesting ways.
-
- RED DWARF: INFINITY WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS (audiocassette)
- read by Chris Barrie (Rimmer)
- ISBN 44-71-498-0102
- Laughing Stock Productions [date?]
-
- Available in two forms:
-
- - Abridged (double cassette box, 180 minutes)
- - Unabridged (6 cassette box, 8 hours)
-
- RED DWARF OMNIBUS
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-017466-4
- Penguin Books [date?]
-
- This combined rerelease of the first two novels also contains
- the script for "Dave Hollins, Space Cadet" (the "Son Of Cliche"
- sketch that started it all -- see 1.3), a reproduction of the
- beer mat on which the idea for Red Dwarf was allegedly first
- sketched out, and the original script for "The End".
-
- RED DWARF
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 1-56865-049-3
- Guild America Books
-
- Contains the first two novels, but none of the other goodies
- included in the RED DWARF OMNIBUS. Available in the U.S. from
- the Science Fiction Book Club.
-
- _____________________________________________
- 4.2 Are there other books about "Red Dwarf"?
-
- Absolutely! In fact, there are quite a few:
-
- THE OFFICIAL RED DWARF COMPANION
- by Bruce Dessau
- ISBN 1-85286-456-7
- | Titan Books, 1992
-
- This thin little book (95 pages) has a lot of wasted space, but
- some interesting quotes and information and some wonderful color
- photos throughout. If you're looking for in-depth, solid
- information about the show, this isn't where you'll find it; but
- if you want a nice, light read, a collector's item, and an
- attractive coffee-table book, this is it. Available in England
- and at conventions in the U.S.
-
- RED DWARF PROGRAMME GUIDE
- by Chris Howarth and Steve Lyons
- ISBN 0-86-369682-1
- Virgin Books, 1993
-
- "Everything you never wanted to know about the smash
- smega-series." An in-depth collection (about 230 pages) of
- information about series 1-5. It includes sections on History,
- The Characters, The Programmes, The Index, The Creators (cast
- and production crew), and The Spin-offs. The Index is by far
- the largest section of the book and is an alphabetical list of
- almost everything mentioned to during the series, from "A to Z
- of Red Dwarf, The" to "Zoom function".
-
- RED DWARF -- PRIMORDIAL SOUP: THE LEAST WORST SCRIPTS
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-017886-4
- [Publisher, date?]
-
- This book contains the complete scripts for "Polymorph,"
- "Marooned," "Dimension Jump," "Justice," "Back to Reality," and
- "Psirens." Not published in the U.S. (but available from John
- McElroy (see 4.6) and other distributors of imported books.)
-
- THE MAN IN THE RUBBER MASK
- by Robert Llewellyn
- ISBN 0-14-023575-2
- [Publisher?] 1994
-
- Life as Kryten, described by the actor who plays him. Reportedly
- available in April 1994. [Has anyone seen it yet? -- PMB]
-
- RED DWARF SERIES COMPANION
- [Author?]
- [ISBN?]
- Penguin Books, 1994
-
- No information yet about the content of this book.
-
- THE MAKING OF RED DWARF
- by Joe Nazzaro
- ISBN 0-14-023206-0
- Penguin Books, 1994
-
- A rather slender book with lots of nice colour photographs.
- Focuses on the making of "Gunmen Of The Apocalypse". The book
- goes into a fair amount of detail, but nothing that couldn't
- have been gleaned from a half-dozen back issues of the
- now-defunct Smegazine (see 4.5). The book's main strength is
- the added material: some great photos, fragments of the
- original "Gunmen" script (mostly stage directions, but also
- one unfilmed scene) and storyboards used in the filming.
-
- | THE CRAIG CHARLES ALMANAC OF TOTAL KNOWLEDGE
- | by Craig Charles and Russell Bell
- | ISBN 1-85283-356-4
- | Boxtree Limited, 1993
- |
- | No information yet on what this book contains. It may have
- | nothing to do with "Red Dwarf" except for the identity of the
- | author.
-
- _____________________________________
- 4.3 Are there "Red Dwarf" fan clubs?
-
- Yes, fan clubs exist in several countries. Here's a list:
-
- THE OFFICIAL RED DWARF FAN CLUB (U.K.)
-
- This club is based in England, but has addresses in several
- other countries. Membership includes three issues of their
- magazine BETTER THAN LIFE, a badge, and a membership card.
- Membership rates (per year) are as follows:
-
- UK/BFPO - 8.50 Sterling
- Europe - 9.50 Sterling equivalent
- Eire - IR#10 (8.50 Sterling)
- USA - US$17.00 (10.00 Sterling)
- Australia - A$27.00 (13.00 Sterling)
- New Zealand - NZ$32.00 (11.00 Sterling)
-
- Cash or cheques in local currencies are accepted, but take
- weeks rather than days to clear. If you prefer to send an
- International Money Order, the equivalent rates are shown
- above. Write to:
-
- U.K.: 40 Pitford Road Eire: Caroline Griffin
- Woodley 52 Granville Road
- Reading Dun Laoghaire
- RG5 4QF Co Dublin
-
- U.S.: Mark Kennedy Australia: Tom Marwede
- P.O. Box 50552 PO Box 1044
- Palo Alto, CA 94303 Bundoora 3083
- USA Victoria
-
- THE OFFICIAL RED DWARF FAN CLUB (U.S.)
- P. O. Box 400
- Columbiaville, MI 48421
-
- Membership is $25 for the first year and includes a T-shirt,
- membership card, cast picture, and the club newsletter
- (published approximately every other month). [What's the name
- of the newsletter? -- PMB] Renewals are available for $12 per
- year. The club does not have meetings, but does sponsor
- occasional special events, such as a complete showing of
- Series Six in the fall of 1993 (when it had not yet been
- broadcast in the U.S.).
-
- Mike Gardiner (mwg@msen.com) has agreed to serve as an
- unofficial Internet contact for this club.
-
- It is not true that this club has ceased operations.
- According to Mike Gardiner, the club's mail was being
- mishandled by the post office, and in many cases was not
- delivered. The new mailing address (above) should fix this
- problem. If you sent mail to the old address and received no
- reply, write to the new address.
-
- ZED SHIFT (New Zealand)
- PO Box 10104
- Wellington
- New Zealand
-
- Zed Shift publishes a quarterly magazine (GARBAGE POD),
- operates a mail-order service for New Zealand members, and
- holds the occasional meeting. Members receive four issues of
- GARBAGE POD, a guide to "Red Dwarf", a membership card, and a
- hologram H. The most recent issue of GARBAGE POD reportedly
- includes a "Red Dwarf" role-playing game, reviews of Series 6,
- and some fiction.
-
- The cost of one year's membership in NZ dollars is:
- - New Zealand $15
- - Australia $20
- - Rest of world $25
-
- For a registration form, send an SAE or IRC.
-
- BETTER THAN LIFE (Germany)
- Sylvia Pranga
- Isolde-Kurz-Str. 145 (36)
- W-4400 Munster-Nienberge
- GERMANY
-
- This club publishes a newsletter (mostly in German) called
- TALKIE TOASTER (TM).
-
- _____________________________________
- 4.4 Is there a "Red Dwarf" ftp site?
-
- Dave Gagne (daveg@ee.ubc.ca) has been kind enough to put an
- anonymous ftp site on toaster.ee.ubc.ca (137.82.56.10). There's
- a lot of good stuff there in the /pub/red-dwarf directory,
- including scripts, sound files, episode guides, quote files, GIF
- and JPEG pictures, and an AmigaGuide version of this FAQ List.
- For details, get the README file.
-
- On World Wide Web, there are four known "Red Dwarf" sites. These
- carry information on scripts, links to the FTP site, quotes, and
- other goodies. The sites are:
-
- http://http2.brunel.ac.uk:8080/red_dwarf/home.html
-
- Contact: Paul.Wain@brunel.ac.uk
-
- http://sdio.issi.com/RedDwarf/rd-home_page.html
-
- Contact: markg@issi.com
-
- ftp://ftp.funet.fi/pub/pics/tv+film/RedDwarf
-
- ftp://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/tv.film/Red_Dwarf
-
- ______________________________________________________
- 4.5 Where else can I find out more about "Red Dwarf"?
-
- Usenet: The newsgroup alt.tv.red-dwarf is devoted to news and
- discussion about the series.
-
- Internet: There is reportedly a "Red Dwarf" mailing list.
- To try it out, send mail to listserv@sol1.uel.ac.uk with the
- the following text in the body of the message:
-
- subscribe reddwarf Your Name
-
- [I've tried this, and got no response whatsoever. Let me know
- if you get it to work. -- PMB]
-
- There is an IRC #REDDWARF channel as well.
-
- CompuServe: "Red Dwarf" discussions can be found in the
- British Media SF section of the SF & Fantasy Forum.
-
- [Anyone know about GEnie, America Online, or other online
- services? -- PMB]
-
- RED DWARF SMEGAZINE, the official magazine for the series,
- ceased publication with Volume 2 Issue 9 (December 1993). A
- campaign is currently under way to revive the Smegazine. For
- details, send a self-addressed envelope to:
-
- SAVE OUR SMEG!
- Churchside
- Park End
- Bromley, Kent BR1 3PZ
- England
-
- Some back issues are still available from the publisher
- (Fleetway Editions Limited) or from other distributors (see 4.6).
-
- Two "Red Dwarf" fanzines (unofficial, fan-written publications)
- are known to exist.
-
- STASIS LEAK
- Space Rat Press
- P.O. Box 422
- Park Ridge, NJ 07656 USA
-
- U.S./Canada/and Mexico: $12 U.S. per issue
- Elsewhere: $15 U.S. per issue
-
- Space Rat Press seems to have obtained permission from Grant
- Naylor, which is rare for a fanzine. Two issues have been
- published so far:
-
- #1 Interviews with Grant Naylor, Chris Barrie, Hattie
- Hayridge, Andria Pannell (makeup designer). Red Dwarf
- fiction, article on U.S. pilot, RD season V preview and
- production notes, trivia quiz, an "old vs. new" debate, and
- an episode guide for seasons 1 and 2. Black and white photos
- inside throughout and back cover. Color photo cover of
- Rimmer from Holoship. 8 1/2 x 11, 50 pages.
-
- #2 Interviews with Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules, plus
- Craig's press conference from Visions '92. More Red Dwarf
- fiction, book reviews, a preview and production notes for
- season 6, reader survey results, and episode guide for
- seasons 3 and 4. Black and white photos inside, color photo
- cover of Duane Dibbley. 8 1/2 x 11, 54 pages.
-
-
- THE SMALL ROUGE ONE
- Peg Kennedy and Bill Hupe
- Footrot Flats
- 916 Lamb Road
- Mason, WI 48854 USA
-
- U.S./Canada/Mexico: $7 U.S.
- Elsewhere: inquire
-
- Devoted entirely to original "Red Dwarf" fiction. One issue so
- far, containing four stories: "Special Delivery," "Companionship,"
- "Virus," and "A Red Dwarf Christmas Carol." The last three form
- a sort of trilogy. Center artwork and color artwork cover.
- 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, 56 pages.
-
- _______________________________________________
- 4.6 Where can I order "Red Dwarf" merchandise?
-
- 800-TREKKER
- P.O. Box 13131
- Reading, PA 19612-3131 USA
- (800) 873-5537
-
- NTSC-format videotapes of Series 1 through 4 and the RED DWARF
- COMPANION. Credit cards accepted.
-
- BBC WORLD SERVICE MAIL ORDER
- P.O. Box 76, Bush House +44-71-257-2575
- London WC2B 4PH +44-71-497-0498 (fax)
- England
-
- PAL-format videotapes of Series 1 through 4. Ask for a
- catalogue.
-
- BOOK POINT
- Telephone +44-235-835001
-
- Audiotape version of INFINITY WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS (see
- 4.1). Credit card orders accepted. Will ship overseas.
-
- CBS FOX VIDEO
- (800) 800-2FOX
-
- NTSC-format videotapes of Series One through Four.
-
- DWARF CARDS
- Unit 6, The Siston Centre
- Station Road
- Kingswood, Bristol BS15 4PQ
- England
-
- "Red Dwarf" postcards.
-
- FLEETWAY EDITIONS LIMITED
- 3rd Floor
- Greater London House
- Hampstead Road
- London NW1 7QQ
- England
-
- Back issues of the defunct RED DWARF SMEGAZINE (see 4.5).
-
- JOHN MCELROY
- 2401 Fox Plaza
- 1390 Market Street
- San Francisco, CA 94102 USA
-
- "Red Dwarf" books, books on tape, T-shirts, baseball caps,
- Smegazine back issues, and NTSC videotapes (*all six* seasons
- and the "Tongue Tied" music video). Free catalogue.
-
- LAUGHING STOCK PRODUCTIONS LTD.
- PO Box 408
- Battersea, London SW11 6JJ
- England
-
- Audiotape version of INFINITY WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS (see
- 4.1). Mail orders accepted with sterling cheques drawn against
- a UK bank. They don't accept credit card orders.
-
- LAZAHOLD
- PRE Complex
- Pallion Industrial Estate
- Sunderland SR4 6SN
- England
- +44-91-510-2290
-
- Back issues of the defunct RED DWARF SMEGAZINE (see 4.5).
-
- NETWORK LTD.
- P.O. Box 10
- London SW19 3TU
- England
- 081-540-5545
-
- "Red Dwarf" jackets, T-shirts, and baseball caps. Credit card
- orders accepted.
-
- R.O.F.
- 3300 A West Cary Street
- Suite 128
- Richmond, VA 23221 USA
-
- Unauthorized videotapes of all six series. The last tape of
- Series 6 includes the first American pilot (see 1.5).
-
- SEVANS MODELS
- P.O. Box 34
- Trowbridge, Wiltshire BA14 8XY
- England
-
- | Kryten model kits and (according to one report) action
- | figures. Starbug models are planned, but not yet available.
-
- SIGNALS
- WGBH Educational Foundation
- P.O. Box 64428
- St. Paul, MN 55164-0428 USA
- (800) 669-9696
- (612) 659-4320 (fax)
- 01-612-659-4312 (from abroad)
-
- NTSC-format videotapes of Series 1 through 4.
-
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- may be freely redistributed in its entirety provided that this copyright
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- holder.
-
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